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The Ivan Aufulich Papers

2. Ivan Aufulich and Igor Tughetitov

Ivan Aufulich, Third Deputy Assistant Undersecretary for Woolen Underwear, was seen taking 25 minutes for lunch instead of his usual 20, *and* he ordered black bread with his borsch. This clearly portends a thorough shake-up in the Politburo, including the long-anticipated purge of Igor Tughetitov, and tighter gasoline supplies east of the Urals.

©1997 Grant Schampel

 
 
 

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